The other day, Jack Nicholson was sighted for the first time in two years on his balcony in LA. The Daily Mail, The Mirror and a bunch of other losers on the internet decided to write articles basically saying he looks like sh*t.

Here’s one article for example:

Disheveled? What do they expect him to look like? He’s literally 85 years old and just got out of bed! Most of us probably won’t even make it to 85 and if we do we’re going to look a lot worse than Jack Nicholson does in the photos. I’ll be lucky to be breathing on my own let alone get out of bed to walk unassisted to the balcony where some idiot paparazzi are waiting to take pictures of me.

Which is why he looks so annoyed – there’s paparazzi in his front garden taking pictures of him after he just woke up. Wouldn’t you feel annoyed about that? As for being ‘reclusive’, who cares? He’s lived as good a life as anyone can hope to live and most of the stuff he sees about the world in the papers and on TV probably make him cranky anyway. What else does the world have to offer Jack Nicholson? Leave him alone to enjoy his peace and quiet, I say!

Never forget:

For the top 7 sickest characters Jack Nicholson ever played, click HERE.