Have you ever wanted to attend university, but ultimately felt that there wasn’t a course that was right for you? Or alternatively have you ever wanted to become a porn star, but were worried that you didn’t know  allthe tricks of the trade? Well, if you fall into either of those categories and especially if you fall into both, then there’s now a solution for you: a porn university reality TV show.

Disregarding the fact that for most people going to university pretty much just means having a bunch of sex, Italian porn star Rocco Siffredi has decided to start the Siffredi Hard Academy, where he will teach a bunch of aspiring porn actors everything he has learned during his years in the business. And if there’s anyone who can impart this vital advice it’s Siffredi – he’s managed to star in an incredible 1300 porn films over his career.

21 contestants will take part – fourteen men and seven women – whittled down from thousands of applicants and Rocco promises a full on experience including carrying out on-screen tests, positions that will work against the camera, and recitation techniques in order to mould the ‘believable’ porn actors of tomorrow. I’m sure there’s a few other things he’ll need to cover as well but I suppose we can wait for the show before we see what those are.

Here’s a clip which I don’t understand because I don’t speak Italian, it certainly looks like the contestants are stoked to be there though:

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Wow. Imagine if your mother watched that. Rocco has promised that the show won’t be scripted and will be a bonafide reality show, saying the following:

I have a normal life, for many, perhaps too normal. I do not forget where I come from. Fame did not make me lose touch with reality.

I’m not sure what the format of the show is going to be, as with most of these shows you normally see people getting voted off each week until there’s a winner. It could just be a straight up teaching show though. Of course, the voting system would be way better as you would probably have weeks where the person with the worst come face or person who could squirt the least/ejaculate the least far was eliminated.

What a hoot that would. It’s 2015 and that’s entertainment – although perhaps not as good as this episode of the Jeremy Kyle show or these Russian reality shows that always end with graphic violence.