Tsatsulow is a Japanese freestyle footballer who dabbles in the impossible. If you’ve never heard of him before, and you like football, then I’d suggest that you’re definitely going to love what he does. If you’ve seen either of the other big freestylers – Tuzani or Ratinho – then you’ll enjoy this for the sheer technique, and if you have seen Tsatsulow before, then you’ve probably sacked off reading this bit and are already watching him do triple round-the-worlds. This kid has got to be the best in human history at doing pointlessly elaborate kick-ups.
Here’s to the inhuman footballing talent of Tsatsulow: