Most of the news stories we’ve seen on pizza have been people defacing it with disgusting toppings, like spaghetti and pineapple, or this candyfloss and cheese monstrosity.
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But now it looks like this guy has discovered a whole new way of continuing the campaign to ruin pizza forever – by carrying it like an absolute psychopath.
Someone on Imgur uploaded a picture they had taken of a man spotted on the street carrying his pizza vertically. It wasn’t long before the image made its way to Twitter and let’s just say, the reaction is less than favourable:
I think I'm witnessing a drug deal. I mean who the hell carries their pizza like that? pic.twitter.com/FubhZQvWD1
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) April 1, 2017
Only a serial killer would carry pizzas like this pic.twitter.com/RkZZ4oic1R
— hotdamnhoeherewegoagain (@xxximberlee) April 2, 2017
He carries the skins of his victims in those pizza boxes.
— ONWARD CHRISTIAN LAETTNER! (@WrightBlan) April 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/JWGrimston/status/848593743162871808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fbrobible.com%2Flife%2Farticle%2Finternet-reaction-guy-carries-pizza-psycho%2F
I'm not going to lie. I cried a little bit looking at this picture.
— Travis Starnes (@tstarnes) April 2, 2017
— R. Collins ☘ (@RBeforeTheDot) April 2, 2017
WHAT'S in the box!!?
Me: when I find out all the cheese slid off the pizza cause headass doesn't know how to carry the box. pic.twitter.com/cf5pO0PRp8
— @Cindy046 (@Cindy046) April 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/doctorkaykaydee/status/848352384585740288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fbrobible.com%2Flife%2Farticle%2Finternet-reaction-guy-carries-pizza-psycho%2F
OK, so these reactions might be a little bit OTT – it’s the definition of a first world problem. But still, that guy is a dick for carrying those pizzas like that. The toppings and cheese must’ve been smothered all over the cardboard lids by the time the pizzas made it to their destination. Sort it out, mystery delivery man.
For more disturbing pizza moments, click HERE.
