Wild story doing the rounds on Twitter at the moment. An unnamed Instagram model is apparently suing Drake after she was left injured by him putting hot sauce in a condom.

How does that work exactly? Well, let’s start from the beginning. Drake and this model reportedly met via DM on IG. The two decided to link up at a party, went back to Drake’s hotel, smoked some weed and then he made his move on her. She said he was ‘very intent on ensuring things were consensual’, which is not only understandable but very in line with Drake’s nice guy persona. Anyway they started with some foreplay on the bed, and then Drake disappeared to the bathroom and reemerged with a condom on.

She said Drake was ‘about 7 inches, thick and cut’ (aren’t you glad you have this information?). They shagged for ‘about 20 minutes’. He ‘mostly hit it from the back’ and then came inside the condom.

Immediately after, Drake went back into the bathroom to dispose of the condom. When Drake returned, the model went to the bathroom herself, fished the condom out of the bin, untied it, and put the opening end into her vagina. Bad idea. She said it ‘felt like pouring hot lava into her p*ssy’. Yeowch!

She screamed and Drake ran into the bathroom, where he admitted pouring a packet of hot sauce into the condom to kill the sperm. You see, Instagram girls attempting to impregnate themselves using Drake’s sperm is something he’s had to deal with, and so he came up with an ingenious technique to ensure that never happens; burning his little swimmers to smithereens using hot sauce.

Again, take this story with a pinch of salt as the only sources I can find for it are random Twitter threads and sites with names like allhiphop, urbanislandz and ghgossip (although Sportskeeda also reported it). In any case I don’t think the model really has any grounds for suing Drake given the sneaky ploy that put her in this situation in the first place. That’s just karma; she ended up trying to burn Drake and ended up burning herself instead. Then again, maybe Drake should just start banging these women in hot tubs from now on just to be sure. Better yet – keep an incinerator by his bed and just lob the condoms into that after doing the deed. Problem solved.