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Police Reveal New Details As Prince Andrew’s Accuser Says She Has ‘Days To Live’ After Bus Crash

All sorts of theories are flying around after Prince Andrew’s accuser, Virginia Giuffre, uploaded a video from hospital last night claiming she had been involved in a horrific road accident (you know how much the Royal Family loves those) and had just ‘days to live’. 41-year-old Virginia, who is one of the many victims of […]

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Johnny Somali Guaranteed Prison Time In South Korea After AI Deepfake Scandal

It looks like controversial streamer Johnny Somali’s antics in South Korea are finally catching up to him, as he’s now reportedly facing guaranteed prison time in the country (aside from also being beaten up by locals in the streets). Up to this point, Somali has somehow gotten away with repeatedly disturbing the peace in the

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Important Update On The Ukrainian Model Who Was Found Dumped On The Side Of The Road In Dubai

The National Police of Ukraine have launched a human trafficking investigation after being left unsatisfied with the explanation by the UAE over how OnlyFans model Maria Kovalchuck ended up unconscious on the side of a road in Dubai, with her spine shattered and limbs broken. On March 9, the 20-year-old Ukrainian model vanished in Dubai

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Miss Scotland Stripped Of Title After She ‘Bit Two Security Guards And Called One The N-Word’

A former Miss Scotland bit two security guard and racially abused one of them while being thrown out of a rugby tournament, a court has heard. Lucy Thomson, 26, yelled “do you know who I am?” (classic) before allegedly biting Andrew Okpaje’s hand and calling him the n-word while being thrown out of the Edinburgh

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Controversial Streamer Johnny Somali Can’t Stop Getting Beaten Up In South Korea After Harassing Locals

For the uninitiated, Johnny Somali is a controversial live-streamer from the US whose whole thing is basically to be as rude and obnoxious and unlikable as possible, and I guess he figured that South Korea would be a safe place to behave this way as the guy literally makes a living just by being a

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Jason Statham’s New Film ‘Working Man’ Is Putting A Beat Down On ‘Snow White’ At The Box Office

It turns out Jason Statham is the fairest of them all, taking the #1 spot at the box office with his new film ‘A Working Man’ as ‘Snow White’ nosedived even further on its second weekend. Even after its terrible opening weekend, Disney’s live-action remake was still expected to be the top film in US

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Idris Elba ‘Is Labour’s Top Choice To Replace Sadiq Khan As London Mayor’ Following Knife Crime Activism

We may not ever get to see Idris Elba star as 007, but he does have a shot at becoming the next mayor of London with Labour reportedly keen for the actor to succeed Sadiq Khan at the next election. Which sounds pretty ridiculous, but the idea is that Londoners are fed up with knife

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Gerard Depardieu Says He’s ‘Too Old And Fat’ To Be Guilty Of Sex Assault Claims

French film legend Gerard Depardieu has come up with an ultimate, bulletproof defence as to why he can’t be guilty of the sex assault claims aganst him: he’s ‘too old and fat’. Which you would think is actually an argument against him, but let’s read on and allow the man to explain. Depardieu, 76, is

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Polish Woman Claiming She Is Madeleine McCann ‘Contacted McCann Children On Instagram’

After resurfacing earlier this year with a brand new DNA test that she says ‘proves’ she is related to Gerry McCann, the Polish lady who insists she is Madeleine McCann was arrested at Bristol airport moments after arriving in the UK at the end of February, and has been in jail ever since. Julia Wandel,

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Harry Redknapp Calls Thomas Tuchel A ‘German Spy’ Then Appears To Make Nazi Salute

The best part about Thomas Tuchel becoming England manager is how much the English boomer pundits hate it, and imagining all the outrageous stuff they’re going to say once he loses an important game. At a charity event the other night, quintessential football boomer Harry Redknapp was asked whether England were right to appoint a

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Andrew Tate’s Girlfriend Bri Stern Claims He Attacked Her During Sex 2 Weeks Ago, Shares Damning Texts

One of Andrew Tate’s girlfriends says he nearly choked her unconscious during a violent sexual encounter just 2 weeks ago, shortly after Donald Trump allowed Tate back into the United States. Influencer Bri Stern filed a police report following the incident that took place on March 11 at the Beverly Hills Hotel in LA. Stern

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US Representative Tells UK Reporter To ‘Go Back To Your Own Country’ During Tense Interview Clash

Unbelievable moment this week as US representative Marjorie Taylor Greene told a British reporter to ‘go back to your own country’ after she was quizzed about the Signal group chat in which journalist Jeffrey Goldberg was accidentally added by Trump’s security adviser Mike Waltz, leaving him privy to top level discussions about US military activity.

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Police Officer Suspended After She Sat In Her Car While A Violent Mob Attacked A Driver In The Middle Of The Road

If you were getting beat down by a violent mob in the middle of the road, you would probably be relieved to know that there was a police officer not just in the vicinity, but literally sitting in their car a few feet away from where you are getting pummeled to within an inch of

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The Son Of ‘Snow White’ Producer Absolutely Rips Into Rachel Zegler For Ruining His Dad’s Movie

Jonah Platt — actor, podcaster and son of Snow White producer Marc Platt — has ripped into lead star Rachel Zegler for “hijacking” the Disney film’s press run and hurting its box office with her politically-driven social media posts. In the lead-up to the film’s release, Zegler had Tweeted ‘f*** Donald Trump’, told his supporters

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Jennifer Coolidge Says She Gets More Men From ‘White Lotus’ Than She Ever Did From ‘American Pie’

Jennifer Coolidge once confessed that she slept with 200 guys off the back of her role as Stifler’s Mom in American Pie, but apparently that’s nothing compared to the sex she’s been getting since playing Tanya in The White Lotus. Coolidge says that even though she plays a “complete weirdo” on White Lotus, her love

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Plus-Size Rapper Dank Demoss Has Reportedly Lost Her Lawsuit Against Lyft For Refusing Her Service

Earlier this year, 489-pound female rapper Dank Demoss went viral after announcing she was suing Lyft because a driver refused her service on the basis he didn’t believe she could fit in his car. 36-year-old Dajua Blanding AKA Dank Demoss recorded the incident for TikTok, with the driver apologetically telling her that his tyres couldn’t

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Two RAF Engineers Have Been Convicted Of Breaking Paddington Bear Statue In Half & Stealing It From Bench

Earlier this month, someone committed the heinous crime of slicing a Paddington Bear statue in half and stealing it from a bench in Berkshire, and now this week, the two men responsible have been brought to justice. Daniel Heath and William Lawrence, both 22 and based at RAF Odiham in Hampshire, each admitted an offence

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Brit, 28, Is ‘Beaten To Death By Bouncers’ In Thailand After He Was Turned Away From A Bar

A British tourist has been killed in Bangkok, Thailand, after being turned away from the 91karaoke bar, where he apparently got on the bouncers’ nerves and was chased down by them on a motorcycle. Nick Weir, 28, was said to have been ‘behaving erratically’ when he was denied entry into the venue. CCTV footage shows

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UK’s First Permanent Live Facial Recognition (LFR) Cameras To Be Installed In South London

Well, it was only a matter of time. Despite heavy backlash from locals, the Metropolitan Police is set to go ahead and install permanent live facial recognition cameras in Croydon, south London. This will be a first for UK high street surveillance technology, and will 100% be used only on bad people, and only for

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Laurence Fox Charged Under Sexual Offences Act After Sharing Upskirt Photo Of Narinder Kaur

You may remember how Laurence Fox landed himself in hot water last year for sharing an upskirt photo of TV presenter Narinder Kaur on X, apparently as revenge for Narinder mocking model Leilani Dowding for her ‘right wing views’ and for getting her baps out for money. Fox shared the photo – which shows Narinder

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Man Rushed To A&E After Getting His Girlfriend’s Hand Stuck In His Mouth & Drooling Everywhere

Absolute scenes in a hospital over in Jilin, China, this week, after a man turned up to A&E with his girlfriend’s hand stuck in his mouth, causing him to drool helplessly as he struggled to breathe. Apparently the couple were trying to film a funny video to post online, in which they’d see if the

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Cain Velasquez Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison After ‘Shooting At Man Who Molested His 4-Year-Old Son’

Former UFC champion Cain Velasquez has been sentenced to five years for attempted murder after shooting at a man who allegedly molested his 4-year-old son at a daycare centre in 2022. 45-year-old Harry Eugene Goularte had been arrested at the nursery on charges of lewd acts with a child, but was let out on bail.

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R&B Legend Mark Morrison Arrested For Battery After Restaurant Incident

‘Return Of The Mack’ legend Mark Morrison has been arrested in Florida after barging into a restaurant and attacking the manager following an argument over ‘loud music’ that occurred the night before. Morrison, 52, stormed into Le Bar à Vin in Palm Beach, Florida, and ‘aggressively shoved’ Nicola Lavacca, the restaurant’s general manager. The night

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Two Children Stabbed After Birthday Party In School Hall Is Stormed By ‘At Least 50 Youths’

Absolute carnage at this 16th birthday party held at Elm Park Primary School’s hall in Havering, Essex, the other night, after a group of at least 50 youths armed with knives and machetes stormed the premises and stabbed two teenagers. There is some footage doing the rounds where you can barely make out what is

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£1 Million In Cash Found Inside Cadbury’s Heroes After Man Spotted With No Seatbelt

The problem with having a brain in default lawbreaking mode is that sometimes the tiniest infractions can land you in massive amounts of trouble, as this man from Sefton Park, Liverpool, found out. Daniel Dunne, 28, was driving a Nissan Quashqai without a seatbelt when police pulled him over in June last year. As he

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Elon Musk Slammed For Spreading ‘Concerning’ Misinformation About Netflix’s Adolescence

Despite being one of the most highly-rated TV shows out there at the moment, Netflix’s Adolescence has come under fire from some sections of the internet for casting a white boy as the knife killer, claiming this is not representative of modern-day Britain and that it’s an attempt to villainise white people in the minds

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