Jeremy Clarkson has always been an elite level troll, and so maybe it’s not too surprising to see him insist that his former dismissal of climate change and global warming was just a “joke” and “part of his comedy creation.” Clarkson says his climate change denialism was all an act to bring publicity to Top […]
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Aussie Aussie Aussie! I know we’re prone to the odd hyperbole here on Sick Chirpse, and the internet isn’t literally in meltdown, but it’s still pretty surprising to see how good Nicole Kidman is looking at 56 years old, after she shared these new pics on Instagram the other night: Mama mia! These may actually
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Remember the young lady who went viral last week for ranting about the fact that she couldn’t get a job due to the satanic tattoos all over her face and body? Well, it seems she’s found the most 2024 solution ever to her financial woes – capitalising on her viral fame by joining OnlyFans. Here’s
If you watched the News At Ten on ITV last night, you may have noticed presenter Rageh Omaar having a tough time getting his words out and just sounding very off and clunky in general. Here’s a clip where you can clearly tell that something isn’t right with the man: Something DESPERATELY wrong with ITV
Very disturbing moment at the World Snooker Championship on BBC One the other night, as a grown man in the audience was caught in the background nibbling on a child’s ear, in a clip that has since gone ridiculously viral. No one knows yet if this man is the child’s dad or what, but it’s
A while back there were non-stop stories coming out about Ellen Degeneres being a total d1ck to her staff, which resulted in her losing tons of viewers and advertisers until he show was inevitably cancelled completely. Well, a couple years on, Ellen is now back doing stand-up and making light of the whole situation. Which
You didn’t think we were going to end the week without Joey Barton having another pop at Eni Aluko, did you? Eni Aluko recently appeared on Andrew Gold’s Heretics podcast to discuss diversity, equality and inclusion in the UK, and clashed with the host over how racist the nation is. A short compilation of their
Having a hot mum is the bane of any teenage boy’s existence, mostly because of your buddies telling you about all the unsavoury things they would do to her. But it’s even worse when your mum is a famous supermodel who has nude photos floating around the internet, meaning they’re available to use as a
Bad day at the office for Laurence Fox. In case you hadn’t heard, he was being sued by ex-Stonewall trustee Simon Blake and Drag Race UK star Crystal for calling them ‘paedophiles’ on Twitter in October 2020. In return, Fox was counter-suing them for calling him a racist on the same platform. The argument kicked
Ever since Sadiq Khan became mayor of London in 2016, he’s become one of the most polarising figures in UK politics. With the next London mayoral election just one week away on May 2, what better way to get everyone on side than promising to bring Wrestlemania to London? But only if he’s re-elected, of
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A movie that depicts OJ Simpson as innocent of murder is in development, although it seems that they’re having a hard time finding a star actor who wants to play the role of attorney Douglas McCann, who got sucked into various conspiracy theories during Simpson’s 1995 criminal trial. Director Joshua Newton told The Hollywood Reporter that
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A bunch of losers, trolls and virgins have gone after Declan Rice’s girlfriend for not being your stereotypical supermodel WAG, and unfortunately this has resulted in her wiping her social media accounts clean. Lauren Fryer is the Arsenal star’s long-term girlfriend and childhood sweetheart, which is something exceedingly rare and special to have these days,
A transgender registered sex offender has been snapped in a creepy mugshot after he was busted allegedly trying to snatch a child from an elementary school in Colorado. If crystal meth had a spirit animal… According to the Aurora, Colorado police department, Solomon Galligan, who was convicted in 2011 of a nonconsensual touching sex crime,
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If you thought Billie Eilish was cool and edgy before, wait till you hear what she told Rolling Stone this week – she absolutely loves masturbating, thinks everyone should be doing it (pretty sure they are), and enjoys watching herself masturbate in front of a mirror especially. In fact, she says that her masturbation routine
Wild scenes in central London this morning as five escaped Household Cavalry horses ran loose through the city after throwing their riders to the ground during a routine exercise. The horses have since been “contained” with the help of the army, but not before injuring four people as they rampaged through the streets. As you
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A former cameraman for Megan Thee Stallion is suing the rapper after she allegedly forced him to watch her have sex with a woman in a moving car in Ibiza, while fat-shaming him at the same time. Which sounds like a next level kink that some people would pay good money for, but apparently the
The UK’s most well-endowed man, Matt Barr, has a penis that measures over 12 inches long when erect – more than twice the global average of 5.1 inches. You wouldn’t think that would make Matt a sympathetic figure (quite the opposite), but apparently living with such an enormous c*ck is a total nightmare. Here’s what
Tom Cruise is a fascinating guy. On one hand, he seems completely weird and insane (the scientology, jumping on Oprah’s couch, all the crazy stories we’ve heard over the years), but on the other hand, he’s f*cking awesome (his movies and stunts). His behaviour at Victoria Beckham’s birthday party the other night was maybe a
We all know that times are tough right now and many young people are struggling to find a stable job and good income. But if you really want to improve your chances, it’s probably not a good idea to go overboard with the tattoos. And especially not if said tattoos are fully visible and contain
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So this self-proclaimed middle class man in America shared a video on TikTok showing a day in his life, and people are acting as though he’s living the most awful existence possible. Have a watch for yourself and see what you think: This is literally the saddest thing I’ve seen in a very long time…
Husbands and wives cheat on each other for all sorts of reason, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a reason quite like this. Here’s the story as told by the cuckolded wife on Reddit’s AmIOverreacting? sub: This is honestly SO stupid this whole entire situation is the dumbest thing I’ve ever been through
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A Manchester businesswoman glassed a man in the face at a pub after he incorrectly guessed her age as 43. You would think that guessing 4 years off the right age was a decent effort, but 39-year-old Joanne Dodd was absolutely fuming about it, and let rip into pub-goer Carl Cooper. Cooper went to the
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A protester with the world’s most annoying voice confronted Alec Baldwin in a coffee shop this week and kept demanding that he say ‘Free Palestine’, while also taking shots at him for the Rust tragedy where the actor accidentally shot and killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. In the end, Alec Baldwin snapped, and punched the activist’s
An Iranian MMA fighter who decided to kick a ring girl in the bum before his fight ended up getting TKO’d by his opponent, beaten up by the crowd, and on top of that has received a lifetime ban from Russia’s Hard Fighting Championship. Ali Heibati was taking on Arkady Osipyan at the HFC event
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People are always having a go at Sydney Sweeney, whether it’s jealous 70-year-old Hollywood producers or recreationally outraged Yahoo journalists calling her a “threat to body positivity”, all because she’s a conventionally attractive young woman who’s found fame and success off the back of her, um, “assets”. Well, Sydney Sweeney had 5 words for the
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One of the most shameless and outrageous examples of dine-and-dashing in history occurred at the weekend after a family-of-eight stuffed their fat faces at an Italian restaurant in Wales, and then left without paying their £329 bill. Bella Ciao Italian restaurant in Port Talbot, Wales, said the diners ordered expensive steaks, 15 bottles of fizzy drinks
An Israeli man who parked up along a highway in the West Bank so he could walk all the way out into a field and kick down a Palestinian flag has ended up with injuries to his legs, after the flag turned out to be booby-trapped and exploded as he made impact… [Warning = potentially
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So Taylor Swift dropped her new album Tortured Poets Department last night, and all anyone is talking about is a track called ‘ThanK you aIMee’, which if you take out the capital letters spells out ‘KIM’, and appears to be a Kim Kardashian diss track that many are saying rivals Hit ‘Em Up, Who Shot
Apparently there’s an American beer called ‘Conservative Dad Ultra Right Beer” (lol) and it looks like viral plane meltdown lady Tiffany Gomas has somehow wound up as a mascot for this brand. Given the caption, looks like she’s fully embracing the backlash that’s certain to follow: Wonder how many people I’m gonna piss off with
No matter what you make of Israel’s ongoing demolition of Palestine, any sensible person would agree that Jews should be able to walk around in peace like everyone else, whether they are in the vicinity of a pro-Palestine demonstration or not. Unfortunately, this police officer in London seems to disagree, and incredibly, threatens to arrest
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