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This Father Jumped A 7-Year-Old Girl’s Father After School To Teach Her A Lesson About Bullying

A father who couldn’t get his daughter’s 7-year-old bully to stop picking on her decided to take matters into his own hands by jumping the bully’s dad, to teach her a lesson about how it feels to see someone you love bullied (or, in this case, brutally pulverised by a group of men). The father […]

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Fiona Harvey Is Demanding £1 Million From Piers Morgan Because Of How Viral Her Interview Went

Looks like Piers Morgan may have created a Baby Reindeer situation for himself, with Fiona Harvey now demanding £1 million in payment for her Uncensored interview which has done 11 million (!) views in 6 days on YouTube and millions more on clips across social media. It turns out Fiona Harvey only got paid £250

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Airline Worker Falls From Plane After Not Realising The Runway Steps Have Been Moved Away

Bad day at the office for this airline worker at Jakarta Airport, Indonesia, this week, as he fell from a plane onto the tarmac below as the flight crew prepared for takeoff. The worker reportedly saluted the crew for a safe flight (oh the irony) and went to step off the plane like he’s done

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Fiona Harvey AKA Real-Life Martha From Baby Reindeer Set To Do Second Interview On James English Podcast

Fiona Harvey is set to do a second interview following her ridiculously viral appearance on Piers Morgan Uncensored – this time on the ‘Anything Goes’ podcast with James English. James English confirmed last night that the episode with his fellow Scot will be arriving “very soon”:   View this post on Instagram   A post

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Dog Bites iShowSpeed In The Face After He Barks At It During Livestream

In the 90s, popular teenage streamer iShowSpeed would probably be in a mental health clinic. In 2024, he’s a social media millionaire who racks up millions of views and millions of dollars by acting like an unhinged lunatic in public. One of this trademarks is barking in people’s faces for no reason whatsoever, but this

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Man With ‘Stainless Steel Fetish’ Confronted By Angry Parents As He Humps Slide In Playground

We would never kink-shame anyone here on Sick Chirpse, but when your kink involves molesting stainless steel slides at children’s playgrounds then there’s probably some cause for concern, and it appears this group of parents thought so too. Here’s what happened when a man with a stainless steel fetish was confronted at a playground in

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‘Doctor Who’ Actor Tells Viewers To ‘Turn Off The TV’ If They Don’t Like Him – Viewership Drops By 50%

The BBC have cast Rwandan-Scottish actor Ncuti Gatwa as the ‘Fifteenth Doctor’ in the new series of Doctor Who, with the media making a big deal about how he is the ‘first openly queer black actor’ to assume the role and what a bold and progressive move this was on behalf of the BBC. Unfortunately,

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OnlyFans Model Flashes Dublin From New York Live-Portal & Causes It To Showdown As Chaos Ensues

The portal that connects Dublin with New York City via a live feed is the coolest thing ever, if slightly creepy because of the Black Mirror aspect of it all. Well, inevitably, an OnlyFans girl from New York has used the portal to bag herself some free publicity, and ended up getting the whole thing

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Fiona Harvey Will Be Signing Autographs And Taking Selfies At Kasbah Nightclub This Saturday 18th May

It was only a matter of time before Fiona Harvey AKA the real-life Martha Scott from Baby Reindeer became a fully-fledged celebrity, and sure enough she’s doing the nightclub circuit this Saturday with an appearance at Kasbah in Coventry – the same club that hosted Ronnie Pickering when he first went viral. The club are

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JK Rowling Accused Of Bullying As She Compares Transgender Football Manager To ‘Straight, White, Middle-Aged Bloke’

Meet Lucy Clark, the world’s first openly transgender referee, who has now made history by becoming the world’s first transgender manager in the top 5 divisions of English women’s football, having taken over at the helm of Sutton United. Naturally, JK Rowling had something to say about it on X after the news was Tweeted

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‘I Was Stalked By Real-Life Baby Reindeer Fiona Harvey For 5 Years’, Says MP’s Wife

Another day, another person who claims they were/are being stalked by Fiona Harvey – this time a lady named Laura Way, who is the widow of the late Labour MP Jimmy Wray. Laura claims problems started when she gave Fiona Harvey a two-week trial at her Glasgow law firm in 1997. She lasted a week

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Ice Spice Has Sampled Sean Paul’s ‘Gimme The Light’ For New Single & The Internet Is Not Happy

For the uninitiated, Ice Spice is a rapper from the Bronx who is one the biggest names in music right now, owing mostly to her song ‘Munch’ which came out in 2022. What is a ‘Munch’, you ask? I’ll allow Urban Dictionary to explain: Clearly Ice Spice is the perfect role model for her young

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Small-Time Influencer Marries Billionaire & Demands Instagram User Hand Over Her Handle

Meet Katherine Driscoll Asplundh – recently married to billionaire Cabot Asplundh (A+ billionaire name). Katherine wanted to update her Instagram handle to reflect her new surname/status and let everyone know she married into one of the richest families in America. Unfortunately for her, there exists another, much poorer, regular jane also named Katherine Asplundh already

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Teens Awarded $1 Million After Being Accused Of Wearing Blackface That Turned Out To Be An Acne Mask

These lads who were just trying to take care of their skin ended up being kicked out of their private high school in California after a picture went viral that appeared to show the then-14-year-olds wearing blackface. Only problem is – they weren’t. It all started in 2017 when the students took a selfie while

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Baby Reindeer’s Real Martha Says She Was ‘Used’ By Piers Morgan

Fiona Harvey AKA the real-life Martha Scott from Baby Reindeer has filmed her interview for Piers Morgan Uncensored ahead of its release at 8PM tonight, and she’s already complaining about the questions Piers Morgan asked her. Harvey told The Daily Record that she was “not happy” with Piers’ questioning her about Richard Gadd: “There was

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Granddads Put A Beatdown On Gen-Z Punks Who Were Acting Like Clowns On Golf Course

Terrible look for Gen-Z this week after a granddad pummeled some obnoxious little twerp on an Oklahoma golf course, and sent him and his group of buddies packing. The footage begins with one older gentleman taking a swing at the young man, who eventually fires back with: “you probably can’t get it up anymore, that’s

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Vitaly & Bradley Martin Caught 1996 Space Jam Producer Trying To Meet Up With A 15-Year-Old Girl On Steam

Infamous YouTuber Vitaly seems to have turned paedophile hunter in recent months, recruiting random rappers and internet personalities to assist him as he goes on paedo patrol around Los Angeles. This week, Vitaly and guest Bradley Martin managed to bait 76-year-old Herschel Weingrod, writer and producer of 1996’s Space Jam, into meeting a 15-year-old girl

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Man Goes Viral After Getting Bitten By Fox Moments After Explaining That They’re ‘Friendly’

A man who was pontificating to a group of lads that people are scared of foxes for “no reason” was left doing a painful walk of shame after the fox completely disproved his point by biting him on the leg. Cue hysterical laughter from the lads in attendance: Man gets bitten by a fox after

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WATCH: A Fight Broke Out During A Screening Of The Garfield Movie

Garfield: The Movie is currently sitting at 14% on Rotten Tomatoes, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you won’t get an exciting, action-packed show if you go to watch it, as these movie-goers at cinema in Leon, Spain found out this week: A fight broke out during a screening of Garfield pic.twitter.com/GBTlrEfmDh — Dexerto (@Dexerto) May

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Maths Teacher, 30, Got Pregnant By Pupil While Awaiting Trial For ‘Grooming’ Another 15-Year-Old Schoolboy

A maths teacher who was already on trial for taking a schoolboy back to her apartment for sex has managed to fall pregnant with another one of her pupils in the meantime. Rebecca Joynes, 30, had been on bail accused of ‘grooming’ a 15-year-old for sex by buying him a £345 Gucci belt from Selfridges

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Real Life Martha From Baby Reindeer Will Appear On Piers Morgan Uncensored Tomorrow Night

Fiona Harvey AKA the real life Martha Scott from Baby Reindeer has been keeping busy since being revealed as the inspiration behind Richard Gadd’s hit Netflix series. A Daily Mail journalist has accused her of stalking him ever since he interviewed her about the show 5 days ago, and she’s also given an interview to

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Katie Price To ‘Expose Celebrity Who Assaulted Her’ 15 Years After Vowing She Never Would

Katie Price is set to expose the household name she claims raped her after 15 years of stating she never would. Back in 2009, Katie Price alluded to the incident on her reality show What Katie Did Next, saying: ‘I was raped by a celebrity but no, I’ll never name him, I just don’t want

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TikTok Influencer Cheers Up Her Followers By Reminding Them That Even She Gets Cheated On

Meet Caroline Lusk. She’s a TikTok influencer with nearly 2 MILLION followers. She’s also gone insanely viral for her latest TikTok where she explains to her followers that even she, with her beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair, has been cheated on, and so you shouldn’t feel bad about it if it happens to you

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Richard Gadd Investigated By Producers Over Dating Trans Actress Who Auditioned For Baby Reindeer

Baby Reinder creator/writer/star Richard Gadd is facing some backlash after he chatted up a trans woman at a bar, convinced her to audition for the show, dated her for a bit, and then dumped her after the role of Donny’s (Gadd) partner Teri went to trans actress Nava Mau. Obviously there’s nothing illegal about dating/shagging

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