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British Crocodile Expert Jailed For 10 Years For Sexually Abusing Dozens Of Dogs

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A British zoologist who worked alongside David Attenborough on the BBC has been jailed for 10 years in Australia, after pleading guilty to raping and torturing dozens of dogs in abuse that spanned decades. Adam Britton, who grew up in West Yorkshire before moving to Australia, pleaded guilty to 56 charges relating to bestiality and animal cruelty. […]

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Kanye West’s Ex-Chief Of Staff Claims Ye Is Addicted To Nitrous Oxide, And A Celebrity Dentist Supplies It To Him For $50,000 A Month

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Kanye West’s former chief of staff, Milo Yiannopoulos, claims that Kanye is addicted to nitrous oxide, and that evil celebrity dentist Thomas P. Connelly is allegedly exploiting this by supplying the gas to him for over $50,000 a month. Milo Tweeted out the following thread last night: There is a reason Ye, formerly known as

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Nelly Arrested For Being In Possession Of Four Ecstasy Pills While Driving Without Insurance

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Rap legend Nelly has been arrested in his native St. Louis after he was pulled over on the highway and found to be in possession of four ecstasy pills, while also driving without insurance. According to Fox 2 Now, the 49-year-old ‘Hot In Herre’ hitmaker also had a failure to appear warrant from 2018. Wow, almost

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Conor McGregor Is FUMING With Donald Trump For Saying Khabib Is His Favourite UFC Fighter

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Earlier this week, avid UFC fan Donald Trump appeared on Adin Ross’s podcast and claimed that Khabib Nurmagomedov – the arch nemesis of Conor McGregor – is his favourite UFC fighter of all time. Which is a fair shout, because Khabib is/was f-cking awesome. Not only did Trump big up Khabib on his undefeated record

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Mondo Duplantis Pulls Off The Greatest Olympics Celebration Of All Time, Celebrates By Kissing Model Girlfriend In The Crowd

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Breaking the pole vault world record and winning an Olympic gold medal is cool enough, but Sweden’s Mondo Duplantis made it even cooler by pulling off one of the most electric celebrations of all time; running over to his model girlfriend in the crowd and pulling her as 65,000 people cheered him on. It doesn’t

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Influencer Tasha Newcombe, 21, Defends Relationship With 16-Year-Old Boyfriend

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Most people would agree that a 21-year-old man dating a 16-year-old girl would be completely inappropriate and borderline nonce-y, but what about if the sexes were reversed, as is the case with social media influencer Tasha Newcombe and her new relationship with 16-year-old schoolboy Marko Vituk? Sure enough, Tasha, from Maidstone in Kent, has been

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Sky News Reporter Forced Off Air As Masked Protestors Interrupt And Stab News Van’s Tyres

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As the riots and protests continue to rage around Britain in areas like Birmingham, Southport, Sunderland and Leeds, we are reminded of just how many idiots and plebs are participating on both sides of the fight, and how brainlessly shameless they are in letting themselves be known. In Birmingham yesterday, a Sky News reporter was

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Tommy Robinson ‘Sacked’ By Muslim Tax Advisor For ‘Stoking Far-Right Riots’

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Tommy Robinson can’t be racist – his tax advisor is Muslim! Or rather, his ex-tax advisor, who has this week decided she ‘can not in good conscience’ continue to represent him as he ‘destroys’ the country. Jesminara Rahman, who specialises in tax disputes, said she didn’t want to work with the former English Defence League

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Luana Alonso Sent Home From Paris Olympics Village For Creating An ‘Inappropriate Atmosphere’

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I never really considered myself much of a Paraguayan swimming fan, but that was before I’d heard of Luana Alonso… Luana Alonso was ready to take the podium for Paraguay in the women’s butterfly race at the Olympics this year, but unfortunately, she didn’t even make it past the heat stage in Paris. After failing

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Bianca Censori Looks Thrilled As She Fully Exposes Breasts In NSFW Outfit On Outing With Kanye West

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Another day, another night out for Kanye West and Bianca Censori, where the latter is dressed like a prostitute going for dinner with her Jedi pimp, and looking absolutely thrilled about it. Having already walked around with her bare vagina on show in Paris, and with her bum cheeks on full display in LA, Censori this time donned

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iShowSpeed Stuns The World By Jumping Over Speeding Lamborghini And McLaren Back-To-Back

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The obnoxious and unbelievably popular YouTuber iShowSpeed may have missed his true calling as a superstar athlete after he pulled off one of the most simultaneously stupid and impressive stunts you’ll ever see in your life. Speed stood in the middle of the road with multiple onlookers filming as he first leaped over a speeding

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Tommy Robinson Suns Himself In Ayia Napa As Race Riots Kick Off Around Britain

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Tommy Robinson has been spotted kicking back at an all-inclusive, £400-a-night, five-star hotel in Ayia Napa, Cyprus, as race riots rage around Britain in the aftermath of the Southport stabbing that saw three young girls murdered at a Taylor Swift-themed dance class. Robinson is accused of stoking the flames of the riots by ramping up

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People Are Mad At DJ Khaled For Showing Off His Ice Cream Selection While ‘Palestine Is Being Slaughtered’

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There’s no denying it – DJ Khaled has the greatest ice cream selection in the world, as evidenced when he showcased his freezer full of snacks on social media the other day. Just one problem with that; he still hasn’t commented on war in Palestine, and so according to the internet, he is in no

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Akon Performs ‘Locked Up’ As Child Predator Gets Arrested In YouTube Livestream Video

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Infamous YouTuber Vitaly seems to have turned paedophile hunter in recent months, recruiting random rappers and internet personalities to assist him as he goes on paedo patrol around Los Angeles. This week, Vitaly and Akon managed to bait a man into meeting an ‘underage boy’ in the park, and instead confronted the man themselves and

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Olympic Committee Releases Statement After Boxer Abandoned Fight Against Opponent Who Failed Gender Eligibility Test

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Lots of backlash following the “fight” between Algeria’s Imane Khelif and Italy’s Angela Carini at the Olympics yesterday, after the Italian abandoned the fight in under 60 seconds because she couldn’t handle her opponent’s power. Which would have been fine, if not for the fact that Khelif failed a gender eligibility test at last year’s

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Teenager Charged With Stabbing Three Girls To Death In Southport Named As Axel Rudakubana

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There’s been a lot of speculation (and devastation) following the mass stabbing in Southport earlier this week, which claimed the lives of three young girls at a Taylor Swift-themed dance class on Hart Street in the Merseyside town on Monday. A rumour was doing the rounds online that claimed the attacker was a Muslim migrant

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This Kid Is Going Viral For Asking Rihanna To Take A Picture Of Him With Jack Grealish

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A lot of people are clowning Rihanna for this clip out of Yankee Stadium in New York the other day, where some 8-year-old lad asks the pop megastar to take his picture with Jack Grealish, Christian Pulisic, and Yunus Musah, as everyone mingled inside a box after AC Milan played Manchester City: This kid casually

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Angela Carini Abandons Her Fight Against ‘Transgender’ Boxer At The Olympics

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For years people have debated whether it’s fair for transgender women to compete against biological women in sport, considering the physical advantages that come with being born male. Well, apparently the Olympic Committee have no issue with it, having booked Algerian boxer Imane Khelif (red) to take on Italy’s Angela Carini (blue) earlier today. There

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Hero Window Cleaner Who Charged At Southport Stabber Targeting Young Girls Says: “I Wanted To Hurt Him So Bad”

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The hero window cleaner who confronted the Southport stabber as he attacked a group of young girls at a Taylor Swift-themed dance class has revealed he wanted to ‘hurt him so bad’. Joel Verite, 25, stopped at the scene of Monday’s attack to come to the aid of a screaming woman outside – who told

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Southport Rioter Gets Hit In The Balls With A Flying Brick As He Tries To Intimidate Row Of Police Officers

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I know the cause of the riots in Southport is very serious, but I couldn’t help but burst out laughing at this clip of a rioter getting hit by two brick 10 seconds – once in the head and then in the groin – as he tried to give it large to police. Possibly the

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Taylor Swift Says She’s ‘At A Complete Loss’ Over Southport Mass Stabbing That Left Two Children Dead

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Taylor Swift has offered her condolences to the families of the children killed and injured at a Taylor Swift-inspired dance class in Stockport yesterday, where a 17-year-old male went on a mass stabbing spree, killing two children and injuring 11 more + 2 adults, of which 8 are in critical condition. Taylor Swift put out

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Real Estate Agent, 27, Marries 21-Year-Old Prisoner After Speaking To Him For Six Weeks

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A real estate agent who was feeling lonely last December decided that the best place to look for companionship was on WriteAPrisoner.com, and sure enough – she’s now bagged herself a husband in the form of a 21-year-old (former) drug dealer who is doing time for selling drugs to a person who died as a

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Miami Road Rage Incident Ends With Hilarious, Flying Karate Chop That Takes Off Car’s Wing Mirror

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A ridiculous video of some sales bro (who probably hasn’t hit his quota in months) is going viral after he pulled off a stupendous flying karate chop on a woman’s car during a road rage incident, resulting in her wing mirror being completely destroyed. Watch below: bro really let his road rage take over and

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Paris 2024 Apologises For Drag Queen Last Supper Mockery Following Backlash

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The organisers of the 2024 Paris Olympic Games have issued an apology after their controversial Opening Ceremony appeared to mock Christians around the world with a drag queen reenactment of the Last Supper, complete with some dude’s nutsack hanging out of his shorts and a young child sitting at the table with them. Btw, what

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Colleagues Of Cop At Centre Of Manchester Airport Kick Row Are Refusing To Carry Guns In Protest After He Was Suspended

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The discourse around the Manchester Airport incident switched up rather dramatically over the weekend after the full footage was leaked, showing exactly what happened in the moments leading up to the police officer kicking and stamping a civilian in the head. Here’s the clip below: JUST IN: Manchester Airport video shows violent scenes before man

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