The world went into meltdown earlier this week as it was revealed that Pete Davidson was now dating Emily Ratajkowski as people couldn’t believe that he went from dating Kim Kardashian to her within the space of a few months. It does seem like a bit of a stretch to be honest doesn’t it?
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One man who wasn’t surprised though was radio shock jockey Howard Stern, who somehow predicted that the two of them would end up becoming an item back at the end of the summer. Kinda sounds like he might have had some inside info there though.
Anyway, as the man who saw it all coming, Howard Stern has decided to impart some words of wisdom for Pete on his new relationship, saying the following:
I don’t want to, uh, come off with a big head here, but everyone’s looking at me going, ‘you predicted this on the air.
I think it’s f–-king great!
This dude is living the dream and, you know, you can get a little bit jealous and go, ‘geez, why him? blah, blah, blah.
He’s a funny dude, he’s famous, he’s rich, he’s got big d–k energy, everyone knows about his big c–k.
Famous women are exciting.
You ever talk to a drug addict and he keeps saying, ‘I’m gonna quit these drugs,’ but they can’t do it? Famous women are like a drug. That’s why Pete keeps dating them.
Emiy is a great beauty, but at some point, if Pete f–ks so many women, so many famous women, he’s going to start to get the reputation that he’s like a bee — he pollinates and then goes, pollinates and then goes.
You don’t want to become the guy who just f—ks celebrity girls. So he’s got to be careful.”
He doesn’t want to become the next Leonardo DiCaprio. That said though, he’s on a terrific roll.
Well I dunno if Pete would actually mind if he became known as the guy who gets with celebrity girls? I get why he might not, but I don’t know the guy personally so have no idea whether he would like that label or not. How could anyone?
I’m not even sure if Howard Stern really knows him either. In any case, I reckon there are a lot worse tags than a guy who shags celebrities – radio shock jockey is probably one of them – and I doubt Pete would mind too much at being compared to Leonardo DiCaprio either. Seems like pretty dumb advice from Howard Stern to be honest. Non advice almost.
For more of the same, check out Howard Stern comparing Will Smith to Donald Trump and arguing that they’re both mentally ill. That’s a hot take that makes a little more sense.
