9) Killer Bees

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If you’d like to avoid getting attacked by killer bees in the first place, simply DO NOT disturb them. If you’re wearing perfume, the colour black or anything shiny that won’t help either. But if you’re reading this I guess it’s too late for a change of outfit and a shower.

So the bees are after you. This sounds pretty obvious, but RUN and run FAST. You’re best to run into the wind, because the bees are light they will struggle to fly into a breeze.

Don’t jump into water. They’re not as stupid as they look and they’ll just hang about until you resurface. Then they’ll sting you to death. You need to find shelter and fast. Flailing your arms around attracts them, so pack that in too.

I hope you never have to use any of those tips in real life. But at the very least, if you get attacked by a swarm of killer bears riding the back of an alligator-shark in your dreams, you’ll know what to do.

You’re welcome.