You know what it’s like. You’re stuck in insanely slow traffic that’s moving about 2mm an hour and it’s adding even more headstress to a shittier day than the shittiest of shitty days and all you wanna do is get home, chill the fvck out, bump a can or two and watch a Nic Cage classic with some green before catching some Z’s.

When you’re stuck in that traffic, don’t you sometimes think ‘why the fvck haven’t hoverbikes been invented yet, if I was riding one of those bad boyz all these cunts would move out of my way because I’d look so motherfucking cool?’

No?

Just me then. But fvck it, I don’t give a shit. Because hoverbikes are cool. Always will be. And people would definitely move out of the way if I was driving one. I used to think they were just something I saw in Star Wars and they’d never be real, but those cool inventor dudes have brought a tear to my eye and have once again shown why I love them so much.

Unfortunately, it might be a while before we can buy one of the beautiful creatures because Aerofax (the bros who made it) are shopping them to the military first. And I thought those guys were cool…

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