You would think that ghosts would have better things to do with their time than stick around on Earth and chat up 65-year-old ladies in the shower, but that’s exactly what’s happening at this property on Denton Street, Gainesville, Texas.
Homeowner Linda Hill says the longest any tenant has ever managed to live in the home is 6 months, because they keep being sexually harassed by horny ghosts. See for yourself if you don’t believe me:
I mean that’s pretty conclusive stuff, isn’t it? Linda Hill didn’t even believe in ghosts and even she’s convinced now, especially after hearing that the house used to be a brothel in the 1800s, which makes all the sense in the world given the sexual nature of these ghosts. And what about that door that keeps opening on its own? Classic telltale sign right there.
I wonder if Linda (and/or her husband) dresses up for the ghost sometimes? Maybe do the washing up in a sexy little number? Might not be a bright idea, given what happens during the night in other haunted houses we’ve seen. Yikes.