No particular order on this list, except for the coveted #1 spot. We knew there was only one person who could come in first place but that’s not to say every other 90’s TV show hottie on this list didn’t make a formidable contender.

Without further ado, here are the top 10 90’s TV babes who made your willy move as a teenager:

Scully (X Files)

LOL — just kidding. Think some of the aliens on that show were more attractive. OK, let’s get to the real list…

10. The Pink Power Ranger

The first girl I ever felt comfortable admitting I had a giant crush on, probably before I even learnt how to play with my willy properly. She actually doesn’t look as hot as I remember her, but back then when that pink mask came off it was a one way ticket to tiny boner city.

9. Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Sarah Michelle Gellar really seemed on the cusp of taking over Hollywood at some point, didn’t she? She was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who everyone was into. Then she tried to shag her brother on Cruel Intentions and that was messed up but also weirdly arousing. Then what happened? Who knows — she looked hot though.

8. Alyssa Milano (Charmed)

Does Alyssa Milano get the recognition she deserves for pretty much dominating the 90’s TV show scene? Maybe not — but she does from us.

7. Jennifer Love Hewitt (Party of 5)

The greatest boobs in the history of boobs. Party of 5, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Heartbreakers (was that after the 90s? Whatever) — definitely one of the top crushes for the 90s generation.

6. WWF Divas

My memory isn’t 100% clear on this but I’m pretty sure online porn was nowhere near as easy to access in the late 90s as it is now, because otherwise there’s no way I would have lost my nut as much as I did every time there was a ‘Bra and Panties’ match on WWF television.

5. Elizabeth Hurley

Remember when Hugh Grant cheated on this 10/10 goddess of a woman with a tranny who later grassed him up to the media? WHAT AN IDIOT.

PS Fully aware she wasn’t in any TV shows – just needed her on this list.

4. Kelly Bundy (Married With Children)

Dumb as a doughnut, full of herself and completely down to fuck AKA the perfect girl (just kidding). Not exactly wifey material but insanely beautiful.

3. Jennifer Aniston (Friends)

If Jennifer Aniston wasn’t included on this list, then it really is no list at all. One of the most beautiful faces of the 90s and she’s still going strong (how old is she now? 40? 50?) Special mention to Courtney Cox aka Monica Gellar too.

2. Pamela Anderson (Baywatch)

Fuck it, let’s give it up for the whole of the Baywatch female cast. Pammy may have been the superstar of the group, but let’s not forget Yasmine Bleath, Carmen Electra and the rest of the hotties saving lives out there. What an unstoppable group of babes they were.

But there could only be one person in the #1 spot…

1. Kelly Kapowski (Saved By The Bell)

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, nobody is fucking with Kelly Kapowski when it comes to 90’s TV bombshells. Completely blew the rest of the Saved By The Bell girls out of the water and left behind a legacy of helping millions of teens around the world wank their way through puberty.

We love you Kelly – and she still looks great at the age of 42. What an absolute hero.