It’s Halloween today and I’m sure you’re all shivering in your boots about the fact and are probably planning some really scary shit to go down tonight (re: going to some shit costume party and maybe if you’re actually cool at least toilet papering someone’s house) unless you’re some kind of pussy that doesn’t enjoy the best holiday of the year. However, if you’re actually getting freaked out about tonight then this post might help to calm you down a bit.

One Twitter user named @techinicallyRon approached Halloween from a different perspective this year though, when he realised that there was a very fine line between horror movie taglines/descriptions and the comments that are left on Pornhub videos. Being the complete sick head that he is, he decided to match up some of the comments with some of his favourite movie posters and you can see the results below. Not so scary now huh – or perhaps even scarier depending on how you want to interpret these comments.