An armless Florida man (whose arms were possibly bitten off by his pet alligator that stole his stash of meth) has been arrested for stabbing a tourist with a pair of scissors which he wielded with his feet.
NBC Miami reports how the tourist – 22-year-old Cesar Coronado – had approached homeless Jonathan Dale Crenshaw to ask for directions. Crenshaw responded by first punching Coronado in the head, stabbing him with the scissors using his feet, and then fleeing the scene.
The victim told the station:
“I’m not from here, and this is not what I came for. I came for a vacation.
It’s like, how the hell did I get stabbed? Like, is it the right guy at that point? Because I can’t believe with his legs someone could do that.”
Crenshaw is something of an internet sensation already, having gone viral years ago for trashing a hotel lobby, even managing to climb a 4ft counter without the use of his non-existent arms. Impressive:
More recently, he popped up in one of Dave Portnoy’s pizza reviews and left the usually outspoken Barstool host speechless:
I knew I’d seen that face before pic.twitter.com/d086JU9s2J
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) August 17, 2022
The 46-year-old was also once profiled by the Miami Times News in 2011 for being a street artist that creates works with his feet. Which seems a better use of his time than stabbing tourists for no reason, but I guess you can’t expect a homeless Floridian crack addict with no arms to be on their best behaviour 24/7.
Crenshaw was eventually arrested by police and booked into jail on a $7,500 bond. He now face charges of aggravated battery.
For the naked Florida woman arrested twice in one month for masturbating outside a chicken shop, click HERE. What is it about that place?
