The most viral video on the internet this last week has been a full-blown sex tape featuring an inmate at HMP Wandsworth in London and a female prison guard, who has since appeared in court on charges of professional misconduct.

There was plenty of subplot to the drama; prison guard Linda De Sousa is a married swinger whose husband may or may not have known that she was also banging convicted criminals at work, and inmate Linton Weirich has a heavily pregnant girlfriend at home who had to be hospitalised from the stress of seeing her man go viral in a prison sex tape.

There’s now a WhatsApp voice note doing the rounds where another inmate at HMP Wandsworth provides an update on the saga (I’ve made an effort to transcribe his roadman speak below if you don’t want to listen it):

Don’t know if this is true but that prison officer was bringing him in true flavours LOOOOOOL 💀 pic.twitter.com/beVunN26ZV

— jcruz. (@DecruzJemma) July 3, 2024

‘Oi that voice note was right, yeah? She went down there and kicked off. So the jail took her in, spoke to her and all that, saying you know we’ve seen the video. And then said, um, she’s gonna go prison. And then my man tried to lie innit, called his baby mums that evening before it got out, and said basically there’s going to be a video, but it’s an old video, so don’t worry about it, innit, like.

So she’s seen the video now, and she’s like ‘how’s the f***** video old, when the trainers that you’ve got on in the video, I’ve brought you last week?”

Bruv, it’s peak, she’s 7 months pregnant. It’s so peak. She even said “I don’t care about the cheating, it’s just the fact that it’s viral, you know what I’m saying?”

Obviously, he had a whole pattern, this girl was bringing him True Flavours, Nandos…’

Poor girl. Not only is this plonker going to prison while she’s pregnant with his child, he’s also going viral in a prison sex tape and then trying to lie to her about the video being old – as in, from one of his previous stints in prison (he has a bit of a record).

Unfortunately for Linton Weirich, his pregnant girlfriend immediately realised he was wearing the shoes that she brought him a week earlier, and so it was obviously a recent video and he’s exposed himself as a liar on top of being a cheater, criminal and general all-round scumbag.

Not to mention, this young lady was routinely bringing him True Flavours (Caribbean food), Nando’s, and other treats to help make his prison stay more comfortable. And this is how he repays her?

Apparently she wasn’t even fussed about the cheating, but rather, that he had humiliated her by filming it and going viral. The crazy part is that I bet she forgives him in the end. If that’s the case, good luck to them and let’s hope he can stay on the straight and narrow for the sake of his girlfriend and their incoming baby.

For the female prison guard who cut a hole in her pants to have sex with a prisoner in front of 11 inmates, click HERE. Seems they’re all at it.