5.) When Mitt Romney made his ‘binders full of women’ faux pas way back when, liberal and feminist groups alike were in an uproar. However one sub-culture in particular were rejoicing; hipsters. You see, when they heard his ethereal rendition of America the Beautiful, their hearts had longed to embrace him as their melodious wunderkind. Gutted for them, Romney was still experiencing a decent amount of popularity and support from the public, meaning he was to the hipster community what Max Hardcore is to womankind: fucking repulsive.

Imagine, then, how delighted hipsters were when the presidential candidate made this gaffe on top of numerous other painful blunders, effectively alienating the majority of the sane American population. Now he was free! Free for his musical prowess to be enjoyed by hipsters across the globe:

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Well! Colour me enraptured and buy me a new repeat button!