Yes, honestly, I’ve checked, this is a real book. Ha ha…. ‘Goodbye Testicles’ that’s classic. Anne Welsh Guy also wrote a less hilariously titled book called ‘Goodbye Tonsils’. Boring. I’ve tried to find the testicles book for sale but I reckon all of the copies in the world are clogging up student halls across the globe. Mum, if you’re reading this, I want this book for Christmas, OK? And what are Jack and Jill doing in the background?

I know, it sounds too good to be true again: ‘The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories’, what a ridiculous world we live in. Although, I’m assuming people have enjoyed reading it so who am I to judge? And I’m enjoying the cover, so I should shut my skeptical mouth. I found a copy on Amazon but it’s $30.00 for a used copy, and I’m not sure I’d want a used copy.

After the last couple of covers, this next one is almost normal… except there’s a Father Christmas thing jumping on a space ship? Oh Lord what’s going on? It was published back in 1962, not that that’s any kind of excuse.

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