Below is a picture of an idiot. Well, at least I presume he is an idiot. That’s the thing about haircuts, from the way someone chooses to style their hair you can make a snap judgement about their IQ. I’m not proud of myself for jumping to the conclusion that this fella is a knob, but I’m probably right.

This isn’t a bad barnet (although it’s not ideal), it’s still technically a haircut though. I like to imagine that this guy has trimmed his chest pubes to woo a far away maiden via FB. I hope it worked for him after all the effort he’s gone to. Look at his eyes though…. I reckon he’s probably a serial arsonist.

There’s not a lot of point writing much about this one. It’s so confusing. When I first found it I laughed long and hard, then I grew pensive and worried about his mental state. Now, after a full 2.5 hours staring at it, I feel like I am communing with someone from another world…. his name is Kantoob from the distant frog leg nebula. He wants to make peace with the earthlings. He wants to blend in. I feel an urge to find this struggling alien visitor and help him sort out his hair style, but I fear I will never be able to reach him……

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