Double win: supporting favourite biscuit brand. Check. Matching the member services sign in the background. Check. You can’t buy that sort of planning. That takes years.

I was close to removing this next picture from the collection. It is awful and everything but the dedication and commitment is so intense that I kind of just want to hug the guy. Elvis would feel ashamed that he never managed such girth.

You can see from the expression on the face of this next man/woman that whoever they are, they think they are awesome for having this haircut. Nothing could be further from the truth. It looks awful.

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