3) Nipples
Website: Daily Mail Online
Headline: Simon Cowell‘s girlfriend Lauren Silverman reveals her refined bikini physique in green string two-piece during Barbados dip
More Fitting Headline: Finally, An Opportunity To Show You Cowell’s Bird’s Nipples
Summary: Here’s a look at Cowell’s bird’s nipples… honestly, that’s all that happened here. There was nothing to report whatsoever.
Quote To Note: “Boasting a light holiday glow, 37-year-old Lauren, who is already has an eight-year-old son from her previous marriage to Andrew Silverman, was looking flawless in a tiny two piece” – I copied and pasted that, the errors are all theirs (for once).
Favourite Reader’s Comments: “Love the ankle tattoo” and “she’s not a bad looker”.
