2) Desperation
Website: Daily Mail Online
Headline: Cereal offender! Kim Kardashian indulges her notorious sweet tooth as she picks up boxes of sugary breakfast food
More Fitting Headline: IF KARDASHIAN SO MUCH AS COUGHS WE WILL REPORT IT
Summary: This is the epitome of non-news. The story goes like this: Kim Kardashian went to a shop and bought cereal, the Daily Mail online tried to work out whether it was for her or her daughter. NEWS ALERT.
Quote To Note: “The 34-year-old beauty spent plenty of time in the dry foods aisle as she was accompanied by a female friend on the market trip” – honestly, they actually wrote that on a website that makes thousands of pounds a day. The human race is utterly, utterly, totally, totally screwed. Our society is irredeemably broken if that classes as an article that people will want to read out of choice. OMFG. FFS. FML. LOL… but it’s really not funny.
Favourite Reader’s Comments: “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of hers at all, but she’s not picking up boxes of sugary cereal!!! At the very least, get your facts right!!! From the two labels I can see they’re not anyway” – YEAH GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT YOU STUPID DIVS, EVEN IF THE FACTS ARE BORING AS FUCK.
