I can’t say that I’m too excited about Jared Leto’s Spiderman adjacent vampire movie ‘Morbius’ and the fact that it’s been delayed so much is hardly inspiring any confidence that it might actually be good, but the final trailer was released today so we might as well have a look at it.

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For those of you that are unaware of the history of Morbius, he’s basically a frail geeky scientist that had a rare blood condition and was searching for a cure. Sadly for the guy though when he found some weird blood transfusion that could help him out, he ended up turning into a powerful living vampire that was always craving blood. Awkward.

Anyway, the trailer expands a bit on this but sadly doesn’t feature the standard cover of a classic song in a slowed down, dramatic style that seems to permeate all trailers these days that the previous ones had. Let’s take a look then shall we?

Lol a new Marvel legend is a bit optimistic isn’t it? I think my main problem with this trailer is that it doesn’t really explain what’s happening in the movie. Yes, I get that Morbius has become a vampire and has to fight against his hunger or whatever, but then why is he flying around in front of a train and fighting a bunch of bad guys? Who are the bad guys and who is the villain, if it isn’t Morbius himself? Confusing.

Maybe I’ll find out on April 1st when the movie drops at the cinema, but probably not as I think I’m gonna give ‘Morbius’ a miss unless I’m really bored at the time. Sorry guys.

For more of the same, check out when Jared Leto got really upset about how successful Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘Joker’ movie was. Cheer up pal, maybe Morbius will make as much money and be as critically acclaimed. Lol.