Dr Tassioulas also boasts of eight Healing Masterships (whatever TF they are) in Tera-Mai Reiki, Tera-Mai Seichem, Usui Tibetan Reiki, Japanese Reiki, (Gendai Reiki Ho), Usui Reiki, Karuna, Sekhem and Seichim. His aura must be gold plated.

These pyramids aren’t simply knocked up in a Chinese factory, they are bespoke and personal to each user. They each have a master crystal inside a steel frame. The master crystals are cleansed and programmed individually and set in a copper capstone and metaphysically balanced. This, obviously, keeps the energy intact and safe. Phew.

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