While his One Direction bandmates are getting blazed off their faces in the back of a tour van, Harry Styles is hitting up X-rated porn stars on Twitter in search of a butt hole to snort his next line of coke off.
Styles sent One Direction fans into meltdown when he forgot his DM-only rule and accidentally favourited @ItzFuckingJess’s explicit image captioned “Retweet if you’d lick me clean”. He didn’t realise it would be seen by his 21.2 MILLION followers.
She’d actually posted the pic back in May but I guess Harry was going through her archives and thought it’d be less bait if he favourited an old pic.
One Direction fans quickly got a #HarryDontLickAnything hashtag going, whereupon Harry realised his cock-up and unfavourited the image before favouriting a bunch of pictures of cats instead.
Gotta keep that image squeaky clean while he still can.
haha holy shit
– Jess (@itzfuckingjess) July 7, 2014
