There’s more about Prince Harry’s penis in his book than anyone could have possibly imagined, but the weirdest mention has to be when he talks about healing his frostbitten cxck with Elizabeth Arden cream, and how it brought back memories of Princess Diana. Just listen to Harry narrate it for yourself and tell me this isn’t a bit weird:

This book is a Freudian nightmare. pic.twitter.com/PPJtjPXWvq

— Dominic Wakeford (@domwakeford) January 11, 2023

I think I might actually need therapy after listening to that. I mean, it’s no secret that Harry has mummy issues and understandably so, but that’s basically Freud’s wet dream right there. Was Harry trying to write a memoir or a porno? Did his ghostwriter chuck that in for a laugh?

Here’s the written excerpt from the book as well before anyone says the audio of being fake:

At least we also discovered that Elizabeth Arden cream is the bxllocks, apparently. Pun not intended but intended.

For TK Maxx’s response to Harry’s claims that he loves their ‘once a year sales’ (which don’t exist), click HERE.