Love Island Fans Distracted As Star Shows Off ‘Biggest Ever Boobs’ In Swimsuit

It seems we’ve reached peak Love Island with Love Island All Stars now showing on ITV2, where a bunch of stupidly attractive singles are grouped together to shag and slag each other off 24/7 for the cameras.

Except one person, Love Island legend Hannah Elizabeth, seems to be dominating the show by simply rocking up in cut-out swimsuits and showing off her impossibly big boobs:

Outrageous. Literally bigger than her head! They are exactly as promised though, with Hannah revealing last year that she’d replaced her old implants with the “biggest” she could get. I mean what did you expect she was going to do? Go smaller?

She said: “Yeah, I had my boobs done, they were 10 years old and everyone was like ‘Why are you getting them done?’ But I had to replace them. So, I also got the fox eye and had a little lift and had my eye lids done, as they go so saggy.”

“I had them done, it didn’t hurt, I’m one of these if you’re gonna get something done you may as well get a few at the same time while you’re asleep. It was a minor.”

The glamour model added: “At Comfort Zone, they were the biggest ones that he had. To be fair, it’s like a cup size up from my last boobs. I got 1500cc under the muscle.”

I guess that’s considered technical info when you’re going on a show like Love Island. I’ll be honest, I’m not quite convinced to tune in yet, but if anything crazy or blog-worthy happens I’m sure it’ll wind up on Sick Chirpse somehow.