Yesterday, most people who visited the site were fairly freaked out/disgusted by the fact that somebody was actually releasing a vagina Halloween mask to scare people this year.

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Strangely enough, there wasn’t an outcry about how it was really sexist that only a vagina mask was being released and not a penis one too, but before anyone can get in on that angle, it turns out that a penis mask has actually been released as well. Result.

You’ll be pleased to hear that it comes in two different tones – light or dark, to match YOUR skin tone – and also comes with two slits for eyes, unlike its female companion which for some reason you couldn’t actually see out of. Useful.

Unlike the vagina mask, the penis mask is made of latex rather than silicon and as such is way cheaper, costing just £15 compared with £400. Finally, people can say it makes more sense to have a dick rather than a vagina and at least justify it in some kind of numerative fashion. I think that’s all that these masks are actually good for, as nobody actually wants to dress up as a penis or a dick on a night out do they?

For another great Halloween costume, check out this ‘sexy woman’s Harambe costume’. Their words not ours, for once.