This is one of the dumbest conversations that has ever occurred on Twitter, but the way that whoever runs Domino’s UK Twitter account kind of completely kills it and remains completely dignified in the face of mounting stupidity.
There’s two ways to do social media these days – play along with the trolls or go the opposite way and remain completely dignified and it’s arguably more fun when those in charge play along, but it can lead to trouble and also make the brand look stupid if they’re dealing with a master troll, which it seems Lad Vigo is.
As it is though, he just gets more frustrated as he tries to be more and more outrageous but is just met with a helpful answer of the moves he needs to make if he wants to take the issue further. In my eyes, Domino’s wins, although like I said it’s way more fun when they get involved with the stupidity.
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.@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014
.@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014
.@Dominos_UK I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014
.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014
@indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014
The conversation between the two then ended, although whoever mans the Domino’s Twitter account did treat us to the following reply when asked how the hell he was able to remain so professional in the face of such stupidity.
@DanielHopper_ You will not believe that this can actually happen. The method of how is usually lost in translation though.
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014
