9) What Will The Union Jack Look Like?

I guess that’s not such an important question, it’s always nice to have a change. A new flag might be a bit like redecorating your bedroom, it’s the same place but it somehow feels nicer to be in? I’ve designed the Lazer Horse flag above in case they’re stumped for ideas.

10) Half Arsed Conclusions

In my skeptical and withered mind I reckon most of the English folks won’t notice if they do decide to split. And on the other side of Hadrian’s wall, I reckon most Scottish people won’t notice either. That’s modern Western politics, they talk a big game, they pluck figures from their arses, they rant and lobby but in the end not a lot changes.

That’s kind of a good thing though, I mean you don’t want massive structural and financial changes all the time, it’s good that we’re so stable. But what do I know, maybe Scotland will go solo, get full of itself, buy a huge nuclear arsenal and go Kim Jong-un on us all. Only time will tell.

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