8. “She got her good looks from her father–he’s a plastic surgeon.”
9. “I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that.”
10. [on Vietnam] “We should pull out. Which is what Nixon’s father should have done.”
11. “I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
12. “One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas, I don’t know.”
13. “What do you say the three of us get married? You girls have everything, you’re short and tall, and slim and stout, and blonde and brunette. And that’s just the kind of girl I crave!”
14. “A four year old child could understand this. Run out and get me a four year old child, I can’t make head or tail out of it.”
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