A 99-Year-Old Grandma’s Dying Wish Was To Have A Giant Dick On Her Grave

When I first saw this headline, I thought maybe someone was cracking a joke about how this Mexican grandma’s tombstone kind of looked like a dick. But nope, it’s an actual full-on, 6-foot-tall, 600lb monster cock and balls statue. Here is the emotional unveiling:

Here’s the moment that Doña Cata’s 600 pound cock and balls statue was unveiled on her grave. #BVE pic.twitter.com/glP1ZK1QYY

— Nathaniel Janowitz (@ngjanowitz) July 28, 2022

Apparently this was 99-year-old Catarina Orduña Pérez final wish; to have a giant statue of a dick on top of her grave. Just girls being girls eh? Her family granted her wish and described it as a “recognition of her love and joy for life.” And by life, I guess they mean penis?

Her grandson Álvaro Mota Limón told VICE World News:

“She wanted to break the paradigm of everything Mexican, where things are sometimes hidden because of not having an open mind. She was always very avant-garde, very forward-thinking about things.”

What an absolute legend. Almost makes you want to make a pilgrimage to her tombstone in Mexico and pay your respects to the giant cock statue. I’m glad they didn’t go overboard with the design of the statue too; maybe a big throbbing vein popping out or some hairs sprinkled around. That would have been a bit much for someone’s final resting place, I’m sure even Nana would admit.

Here’s a video of Doña Cata having a boogie with a big smile on her face in her final days – what an amazingly happy life she must have led:

Doña Cata, an absolute legend, embodying that big verga energy she was always talking about. #BVE pic.twitter.com/dyfZvKJMw1

— Nathaniel Janowitz (@ngjanowitz) July 28, 2022