Every now and then, either down to being incredibly lazy or broke as fuck, it’s perfectly natural to make yourself a meal out of whatever components you can find in your kitchen cupboards. We’ve all been there. Make a bread sandwich or a bowl of plain rice mixed with pasta if you have to, nobody is judging you if you keep that shit to yourself. What doesn’t need to happen though, is a genuine tweet to a celebrity chef asking them to rate your sub par meal that even a desperate student would turn their nose up at.
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Well that’s what people have been doing to poor old Gordon Ramsay, who has been knocking amateur chefs the fuck down with his hilarious retweets in his signature no-shit style. Although he did dish out a handful of genuine compliments to some actually pretty delicious looking morsels, the shade thrown towards the shit shows is some of the best #content we’ve seen in ages. Check it out.
Correct it looks like it was cooked a while ago…. 1993 ? https://t.co/jRaD9XHvw6
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/sir_bitch_16/status/834862806268796928
Time to leave home big boy ? https://t.co/royuh8PTY6
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 23, 2017
Extra tempting crepe ! You mean crap !!! https://t.co/MpbbclHZCh
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 23, 2017
Looks like a frisbee ! That's right throw it….. https://t.co/is115bkMLd
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 23, 2017
The only thing Mexican here is the dried cactus in the background !!!! https://t.co/qSlYYxRCyL
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 22, 2017
No thanks https://t.co/3wjs9hodNA
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/GordonRamsay/status/834487799554338817
Did it just come back up ? https://t.co/zYimz63dI1
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 21, 2017
Who burnt your tablecloth? https://t.co/N3aF8RDqC8
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 21, 2017
Is that a dog chew Jordan ? https://t.co/oaD9o8e3l3
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
Could you not hear your fire alarm ? https://t.co/FgrSHVX5A2
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
Thick ! Congratulations with this much asparagus you now have see in the dark pee https://t.co/JkVRCfG4Eo
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
They look like camel hoofs…. https://t.co/jaEqrVDf9v
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 18, 2017
Lettuce Pray https://t.co/BHecmb2mW1
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 18, 2017
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 17, 2017
If you’re after some more Gordon Ramsay related hilarity, you should check out ‘Love’s Kitchen‘, the absolute worst food related rom-com to ever grace existence.