What is it with Brits abroad making all the rest of us look bad? I’m not sure, but ‘glamour models’ Crystal Foster and Beth Adams did the stereotype no favours after beating the crap out of each other outside Mow Bar in Bratislava, Slovakia the other night…

Brutal stuff. Gotta give them props for managing a full-on fight in high heels though, even if the jury’s still out on whether they were wearing underwear. The way it kicked off between the two pals is a very odd story too. Beth says that she and Crystal were at a promotional event where a bouncer began behaving aggressively towards her and other guests. The bouncer eventually smacked her across the face, smashed her phone, and then attacked Crystal outside the club.

Somehow the two models then ended up scrapping with each other while a crowd of people looked on and did nothing to intervene. Beth told The Sun:

‘We are models and we flew there together – she was just too drunk and the fight between myself and Beth shouldn’t have happened.

But she pushes me and after being physically attacked for a good five minutes by men – I snapped to defend myself. I’d had enough.’

Madness. A spokesperson for the bar told Slovakian publication Novy Cas:

‘Due to the fact that one of the actors also started targeting physical attacks against guests and employees who ensure security within the company’s premises, according to security procedures, our guests were protected as a matter of priority.

Security staff have no right to intervene outside the contracted areas.’

So that’s why they just sat back and enjoyed the show. Figures. Let’s hope the ladies kissed and made up and manage their next promotional event without ripping each other’s extensions out.

For the glamour model who had a 32-minute sunbed session that ended in disaster, click HERE.