It’s probably not a good sign if your girlfriend is using her vibrator more than she is having sex with you, and this idea was put into stark perspective by the actions of 33-year-old builder Rich Moore from Orpington, London earlier this month.

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Rich was so angry that his seven year relationship with girlfriend Sarah Mills had ended that he began to blame her dildo and claim that she spent more time with it than she did him. As such, he decided to smash it up in a fit of rage after going around to her house to collect some of his stuff:

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I was fed up. I’ve gone to get my stuff and I came across some of her £200 sunglasses and I’ve smashed them.

Then I found the dildo and I just ripped it up. It was one of those bullet ones.

She loved the dildo more than me, that’s why I got the hump with it. I bought it, it cost me £30.

She then accused me of criminal damage and I’ve now got to attend Croydon Magistrates Court on October 19th.

I told the police I had broken the dildo and offered to pay for it to save us all going to court but they weren’t having it.

Well there are a lot of things that are pretty stupid about that. Firstly, it doesn’t sound like it’s going too well if you actually have to buy a dildo for your girlfriend does it? Probably should have seen the warning signs there mate and admit that it was over.

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Secondly, why the hell are the cops wasting everyone’s time by taking it to court when he admitted it and offered to pay for it? What is that even going to achieve? Everyone involved in this story is stupid as far as I’m concerned.

For more on sex toys, check out this picture of an 18th century dildo. We’ve come a long way baby.