You’d think that Ghislaine Maxwell would be used to the noise of people sh@gging by now, but apparently not. According to MailOnline she’s just snitched on her transgender cellmate for repeatedly having sex in the bunk above her. Where was that energy when it came to snitching on Epstein’s client list?

The disgraced socialite, who is serving 20 years for grooming Jeffrey Epstein’s victims, had issues with the prisoner, nicknamed Batman, who shared a four-bed cell with her.

Batman, who is a transgender man, started sneaking their prison girlfriend into their bed after the regular 9pm headcount at the low-security jail in Tallahassee, Florida.

An insider quoted by the MailOnline said:

‘Max would hear every grunt and moan as she was trying to sleep just a few feet below. The beds aren’t bolted down and they can rock from side to side and make a lot of noise.’

Sounds like an Orange Is The New Black script, with Ghislaine Maxwell the prison Karen who’s just moaning about everything all the time. Although, to be fair, it’s an objectively reasonable complaint. Just hard to sympathise with the woman at this point.

In the end, prison officers ended up moving Batman to a new cell, but it wasn’t long before Maxwell butted heads with her new cellmate as well. It’s believed the new bunkie complained about Maxwell stinking out the 5ft x 8ft shared space because she does not shower after her workouts. The source said:

‘Maxwell would come straight off the running track and not wash. It’s something you often see with sex offenders, they are worried about being attacked in the shower.

Max seems to think she will eventually get a cube all to herself if she keeps stirring up trouble.’

Well, good luck with that one. What would really be helpful is if she provided a few more names to add to the established list of Epstein associates, but then again maybe she’s happy to do that and the powers that be are shutting her down. The woman can’t win! Oh well…