Hannover 96 over in Germany has finished the season bottom of the Bundesliga, meaning they will be relegated for the fifth time in their history.
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It’s not all bad news though, because a local sauna/brothel has offered all fans of the team a sweet deal that involves a “quickie” for 96 euros (around £75).
The deal reads:
For 96 euros, all drinks, except champagne, are free and included in the entry fee is a 15-minute quickie with a female club hostess of your choice.
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The event is being held at FKK Villa on May 14 on the day that Hannover 96 play their final Bundesliga game away to Bayern Munich, in which they’ll surely get thrashed before fading away into the Zweite Bundesliga, the second division.
You know who could really use a deal like this right now? Aston Villa fans. Especially after they had to listen to Joleon Lescott acting like relegation was no big deal. Instead of challenging Lescott to a fight, this Villa fan could be kicking back in a sex club not even thinking about football at all. Who cares if your team loses/gets relegated so long as you’re getting sex afterwards? Beats getting into a hooligan fight inside some grimy pub, that’s for sure.
