More and more reality TV stars turn to apps like Cameo and OnlyFans once their short-lived careers have burnt out in an attempt to make money and still sort of remain relevant, but former Geordie Shore star Marty McKenna has revealed that it’s not all that it’s cracked up to be.

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After bursting onto the scene in Geordie Shore season 12 back in 2016, McKenna has recently joined OnlyFans and decided to tell us that it’s mostly guys telling him to stick stuff up his ass. Here’s what he had to say:

I’ve just started, I’m quite enjoying the money but [I think] people are going to start pushing [me] for mad stuff. People have been asking [me] to put stuff up my arse!

My main audience are gay men and MILFs who sometimes send pictures back to me.

I’ve had a few girls message [me], asking [me] to shag them. Do you know what it is?

When I was a kid and I’d have wanks, I’d think: ‘I’d love to get paid,’ it’s like all my dreams are coming true.

I actually had a girlfriend for four years and then we split up in January because I went on Celebs Go Dating – obviously, I couldn’t have a girlfriend when I went on there.

I literally split up with her a week before. I was like: ‘Babe, listen, this isn’t working,’ and now I pure miss her!

Wow. Really does sound like McKenna is making some good life decisions this past year doesn’t it? Splitting up with his long term girlfriend to go on a Z list celebrity dating programme may have seemed like a bad idea shortly afterwards, but now all his dreams have come true as he’s finally getting paid fairly regularly to jerk off for random losers on the internet. Never give up guys. Never give up.

For more of the same, check out this OnlyFans model who gave fans control of her life and was immediately forced to quit her job and dump her boyfriend. Probably not what she had in mind.