A Nebraska funeral worker has been fired and arrested after returning to the apartment of a dead man to have sex with the man’s life-sized sex doll, and when you read about all the effort he went to in order to make this happen, it may just be a story about worst impulse control ever seen on planet Earth.

The doll had apparently caught 41-year-old Ryan Smith’s eye when he was in the apartment to collect the deceased body of a man who died of natural causes. Later that day, he contacted the property manager of the apartment.

Smith explained to the property manager that he needed to return to pick up the life-sized sex doll for the Sherriff’s office so that it could be swabbed for “a biopsy.” In truth, he just wanted to take it home and f*** it. Recognising a creep when he hears one, the property manager turned down his request.

However, the denied request didn’t keep the h0rny funeral worker from paying a visit to the apartment anyway. Smith was later found locked in the dead man’s apartment by the manager, who was investigating noises coming from the unit.

According to the manager, the deadbolt was locked, the chain was secured, and Smith’s clothes were disheveled. As he left, he told the manager he would be returning with a warrant for the sex doll.

Obviously at this point the property manager realised what was going on, and he decided to call police. He was worried that the funeral worker was going to return to break into the apartment and steal the doll.

Investigators were called back to the scene they had already processed when investigating the man’s death. They noted items at the scene, including a survival kit, had been moved. The crime lab was called in to collect fingerprints from the items and will be processing DNA samples from the doll as well. Smith’s employer confirmed he was not on the clock when he paid the apartment the second visit, and that Smith has been fired.

I just can’t believe all the extra effort this guy went to in order to risk his job and break into a dead man’s apartment so that had he could sh@g a sex doll that probably still contained the dried j1zz of a corpse. He called and tried to bullsh1t his way back into the apartment, and when that didn’t work, he broke in anyway! Throw the book at him IMO. Can’t be having lunatics like this roaming around in society with the rest of us.

For the young lady who went viral for wearing an ‘inappropriate’ dress to a funeral, click HERE. We all grieve in different ways…