TUMBLR
If you have never heard of tumblr it is a sort of mecca for the younger generations of hipsters to hang around and talk about how shit their middle class lifestyle is, how their parents don’t give them an iPhone 5 and how they can’t afford to shop in Urban Outfitters. Basically if there was one place to ever avoid, it is this website. Home of the angsty teenager and too cool for you to understand, save yourself the cringing and click on something else.
PEOPLE
A sweeping statement I know, but how many people do you know who have taken a picture of a flower (on their phone) and called it art, posted a picture of themselves ready to go out with the caption ‘look like crap’ or WORST OF ALL, said good night via a social media site. Who exactly are these people? Why are they so retarded? One does not know, but limiting access to the internet is the first in a long set of steps to stop this section of humanity ruining this golden land of cat videos and Chinese game shows.
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