Forklift Truck Driver Says He Has Been Chosen To Introduce The World To Aliens

We might be experiencing the hottest day in living memory at the moment, but that isn’t going to do anything to stop these wackos coming out of the woodwork and making outrageous claims about their experience with aliens.

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Michael Alans is a 45 year old forklift truck driver from Bolton who claims that he’s been communicating with aliens since he was a toddler. Here’s what he had to say about it all:

My earliest memory of an alien is when I was just a child, I can remember is feeling something stroke my head, I thought it was my mother but when I opened my eyes I was shocked and terrified it was a creature, a grey alien sat where my mother should have been!

As a young lad I could not grasp what I had experienced, I originally thought the things that had come to me in my room and called me to the garden must have been wildlife that I had not seen before.

But I eventually realised that I had been chosen and there was a very clear campaign by the visitors to get to me.

I put a small action figure of E.T. on my windowsill facing out into my garden.

I realised years later, after undergoing hypnotic regression, that I had deliberately put E.T there for my nocturnal visitors. I also found out that it had the desired effect and they had found the figure amusing.

I find it very difficult to realise what happened but I was once dragged up to a spaceship via a light beam.

On one occasion, I woke up in the early hours, completely paralysed. I could see the blue light under my bedroom door and shadows in the hall. The last thing that I remember was seeing three grey aliens and the lead grey thrust his hand up into my face.

They’re no using my cat Meg as a medium.

She was telling me that there was someone in the garden and that they wanted to speak to me. I vaguely remember climbing out of bed and walking downstairs to see what she was talking about.

I told Meg that there was no one there, but then she told me to look under the cherry tree at the bottom of the garden. I did as she told me and as I watched, two grey aliens materialised before my eyes.

I believe that it has something to do with the fact that where I grew up was so isolated there would be no witnesses to the abduction, but they have never told me why.

Geez the guy sounds very confused doesn’t he? What’s funny is that even his wife doesn’t believe him and has banned him from talking about aliens in the house. Lol – although they should probably just split up if she doesn’t believe him about something that seems to be quite a fundamental part of his life.

Anyway, if you believe Michael then you can buy his book on Amazon where he talks about his experiences with aliens and includes a few sketches too. Sounds like a real must buy! I bet his wife isn’t moaning about all the extra income he’s bringing in from book sales now is she? Fickle.