Martin Keown – Arsenal Centre Half & PG Tips Monkey

Martin Keown, seen above with Nigel Winterburn, was forced to take up the occupation of being the PG Tips monkey on a part-time basis after retiring from Gunner’s fame.

Poor old Martin spent some time as a commentator until the powers that be realised he knew less than Adrian Charles about the beautiful game. Things took a big turn for the worse when Martin lent all his money to Tony Adams and Paul Merson in order to fund their Alcohol Appreciation Facebook group which never really took off.

“ooooo Monkaaay”