Martin Skrtel – Liverpool Centre-Half & Concentration Camp Worker
When Martin Skrtel isn’t parading round the centre of Liverpool in knee high Doctor Martin’s he is no doubt at one of his Eastern European concentration camps handling his business.
Skrtel, pictured above on bring the person you are holding captive in your basement to work day, is just a run of the mill centre half who plays for Liverpool but likes to torture what he considers to be minorities in his spare time.
Skrtel can also be caught on occasion spending his evenings tearing into the flesh of young virgins…you can take the boy out of Slovakia but you can’t take Slovakia out of the boy
