Finally this effort from Aston Villa is so bad I actually recommend you don’t watch it. If however, you want to see a bunch of Villa’s perennial substitutes, board members no has heard of and various malnourished children shouting vowels at a camera in an attempt to say Happy New Year in Chinese, then be my guest. A fvcking terrible idea, horrendously excecuted, this video is about 1.55 minutes too long.

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If you really hate someone, tell them to watch the Villa video all the way to the end and lie that there’s a funny twist in it. There isn’t and their ears will be bleeding, a simple but effective ‘Punking’ I think you will find.

Have I missed out on any crackers? Probably, this is a hastily researched and lazily written article that is at best frivolous. Why not help me make it better by posting all the hilarious/appalling/kerayzee football advertisement clips that I should have included in this article. That’s some louche new media interactivity right there isn’t it. Which is great and stuff, right?