Florida Woman Charged With Having Sex With Dog And Taking Selfies Of It Performing Oral Sex

Another year, another story about someone having sex with a dog in Florida. You would think that that would be the kind of sentence you only have to type once in your life but I swear since I’ve started working at Sick Chirpse I must have written it about 17 times. This one might be the most outrageous yet though.

It’s the story of 18 year old Ashley Miller from Bradenton, who was found with a bunch of photographs of her grandma’s dog performing oral sex on her on her phone. The police found the photographs after they accessed her phone as part of a sexual battery case and opened a folder entitled ‘2 Faced Fun’. 2 Face is the name of the dog and it’s pitbull. No, we don’t have the pictures.

The dog lived with her grandma and Ashley would head over there whenever she felt horny. Apparently she confessed that the dog had gone down on her 30 to 40 times and that she had wiped chocolate sauce all over her vagina in order to get him to do it. That’s certainly creative if nothing else.

His snout would enter her vagina and each session would last roughly 15 minutes and they would often occur when other family members were in the house. I guess either 2 Face wasn’t so hot at making her come or she’s really quiet. In addition to that, she also used to do the same thing with her grandma’s old dog Scarface. Rough.

Ashley unfortunately didn’t divulge which of the dogs was a better lover as I’m sure all the ladies here were gagging to know. She was charged with two counts of sexual misdemeanours and plead guilty to the crime and had the following to say:

I didn’t know having my dog do oral on me was illegal. If I had know the law, I wouldn’t had probably done it.

Really? You probably wouldn’t have done it eh? It’s kind of strange that the only reason she probably wouldn’t have got a dog to eat her out is because it’s against the law. I mean it’s got nothing to do with the fact that having sex with a dog is completely rank or anything right? I guess they march to the beat of a different drum down in Florida though.

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