For once this Florida man story isn’t completely crazy, but it does involve drugs and Donald Trump, so two out of three isn’t bad.

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We’re over in Clearwater for this one, where 23 year old Brendan Dolan-King was arrested after being found to be in possession of ecstasy tablets that were shaped to look like Donald Trump’s face – obviously they were way too orange with a massive bouffant hairdo. Dolan-King came to be found in possession of them when the police were called to his apartment to deal with a heroin overdose that had taken place there.

For some reason Dolan-King allowed them to search the apartment, which was when the police found the Donald Trump pills alongside some fentanyl. He was immediately arrested and the cops suspect that he provided the man who overdosed with the means to do so.

This isn’t the first time Dolan-King has been arrested for dealing drugs (no shit) – he was previously incarcerated on an 18 month sentence for possessing cocaine, liquid THC, MDMA and marijuana. If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

Strangely, Dolan-King is registered to vote but it’s not known if the Trump pills are a tribute to the man himself or a unique form of protest. Hopefully someone manages to track his vote next time so we can learn the truth.

For more of the same, check out this story about a Florida man who got caught having sex with an alligator he had tied up in his back yard. Only in Florida.