Day Drinking
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Drinking from the second you get out of bed isn’t for everyone, I know. Some people prefer a coffee first, or a bagel or whatever. But, I’ve been reliably informed that if you push on through the first few swigs of Wrongbow, the day drifts along a lot more pleasantly. You enter a gentle haze where nothing seems quite as bad as it probably is.
In “normal” life where people expect you to arrive on time, talk nicely and not stink of cider, day drinking is impossible and frowned upon pretty heavily. If, however, you are living on the streets, no one expects anything from you and the smell of booze might well partially cover your ever-increasing BO.
A head full of alcohol will also be useful when you take an inevitable punch to the face. People forget booze’s wonderful anaesthetic properties. It will also help you forget just how shit yesterday was.
