I’m not sure what I was doing when I was seven years old – probably running around a field or eating Frosties or something – but I’m fairly certain I wasn’t embarking on illicit relationships and creating a love triangle like the kids in this story.

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Of course that isn’t really what’s happening here because seven year olds aren’t capable of engaging in such behaviour, but this is what the father of seven year old Layla seems to think is happening after she held hands with another boy who wasn’t her ‘boyfriend’. As such, he wants to punish his daughter for being a skanky whore, which obviously his wife had an issue with and she decided to seek second opinions on a Reddit forum, as is normal behaviour in the year 2023.

Here’s the post:

Well, most people there tended to side with the wife because it IS kinda ridiculous to treat a seven year old like an adult in this situation, but I can see some wisdom in explaining to Layla why her behaviour isn’t great and how her actions have affected poor Lucas’ seven year old emotions. Don’t think they need to lock her in the cellar and not feed her for a couple of days which seems to be the level of punishment that the husband is proposing here judging by the wife’s frenzied post. If anything his stern opinions on the matter are probably only going to encourage her to cheat on him. Ironic.

For more of the same, check out this girlfriend and side chick surprising their boyfriend when he steps out of the shower. A+ reveal – and maybe something Layla has to look forward to in the future.