It’s been a while since we heard from Teen Mom Farrah Abraham — I think it was a couple months back she tried to glass someone on UK Celebrity Big Brother? Before then it was a pretty solid stream of boob jobs, sex tapes, dumb quotes, sex toy releases and other fun and wonderful stuff keeping her name out there.

What’s next though? Well she just had a third boob job, and upon seeing the results she decided her destiny was right under her nose the whole time — she’s going to become a plastic surgeon herself.

For the good and for the bad, I have experienced things. I think that’s why I now feel even more confident at being the best plastic surgeon I can be.

Now that I have had a little bit of a mistake in the plastic surgery world with the injections, implants, I know how to help others if I ever recognize that or see that in my practice and stay away from it completely.

For the record, Farrah has also had a nose job, chin implant, cheek fillers and (botched) lip implants.

So, are we being too harsh by saying we just don’t see this happening? I mean it’s great that she has this dream of transforming other women into duck-lipped plastic dolls, I’m just not sure anyone’s really going to be up for getting SURGERY from TEEN MOM FARRAH ABRAHAM. That just has disaster written all over it.

P.S. This is my favourite Farrah Abraham quote:

It’s healthy that we have a break. She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I’m doing mine.

(Her daughter is 4 years old.)

Anyway, click over for a (NSFWish?) photo of Farrah’s new boobs.

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